Wives are smarter than husbands, I have to admit it.
Not only can she get you to do anything for sex, she can outsmart you on other things.
"The garbage really needs taking out."
"Just after I finish the rest of this ballgame."
"I bet you that I can take it out faster than you ever have!"
"No you can't!"
"Tell you what. You get ready to take it out and I'll time you. GO!"
It wasn't until I came back in huffing and puffing that I realized that there WAS no garbage any longer to take out.
Plus there was a Soap Opry on the TV.