You know what I liked the best about that Lone Ranger movie? It was when the Indian, Tonto, sent a message using smoke signals to his tribe for help.
Then they smoked back that they were too busy killing Buffalo.
So, about this time a train goes through and there's smoke everywhere in the air.
"All right, All right! We have young ones helping with buffalo" the tribe smokes back. "Never heard such language. We're on our way!"
OH? The wife just told me that that was on The History Channel.
Well, I liked it anyway.