I remember the first time the wife and I used some of that KY-Jelly plus I think it's neat that they gave it the good old Kentucky name.
The last time the census people were here, she asked us how many kids we had and we told her six. "The oldest one is nine."
"Wow! You guys have all these little kids around and you still manage to have a lot of sex. How's that?"
"Well, we credit that Ky-Jelly."
"Ky-Jelly helps you with sex. But how does it help with getting away from the kids?"
"We rub it all over the bedroom doorknob."