This here old folks home ain't near as bad as I thought. Actually we have a lot of good times.
Once a week we get together and someone watches the door and we draw sticks. The person with the shortest stick has to go into the closet and take off all their clothes.
When they come out, it's the funniest thing you ever seen! We laugh till our sides hurt and with all the laughing, the staff leaves us alone because we're having such a great time.
One thing, George Olson usually gets the short end of the stick and when he first came out, we all saw WHY! HAH HAH Ha!