If a life insurance man comes to our door, he never gets to come in our house!
I got enough problems with Edith without anymore incentive. I mean, on the day we got married she hadn't figured it out until the preacher had called her Edith Ann Moleturd.
So when some insurance guy comes to the door, I just say no. After all, I can just feel Edith eyeballing the young life insurance man behind me as I'm talking to him and $500,000 lighting up her eyes!