Wife On Third Week Of Not Speaking To Me!

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Monday, 15 July 2013

The wife just doesn't understand that, instead of paying off the mortgage to our house, I went out and bought a nice new car that can go sixty miles per hour in ten seconds!

See. I was just thinking about the safety of our family.

When you're in the Great Smoky Mountains they tell you that a bear can outrun a deer in the first ten seconds so I knew right then that I wanted a new sports car that can outrun a bear when we go down there.

Don't know why she won't speak to me. Just shakes her head every time I goose the gas paddle.

-I.B. Moleturd

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