The wife just doesn't understand that, instead of paying off the mortgage to our house, I went out and bought a nice new car that can go sixty miles per hour in ten seconds!
See. I was just thinking about the safety of our family.
When you're in the Great Smoky Mountains they tell you that a bear can outrun a deer in the first ten seconds so I knew right then that I wanted a new sports car that can outrun a bear when we go down there.
Don't know why she won't speak to me. Just shakes her head every time I goose the gas paddle.