Bugged To Death

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Friday, 12 July 2013

I hate all this bugging by the CIA, NSA, FBI, BED because you can never be sure what places they have hid their little equipment.

The other night I slipped up to my girlfriends apartment and after she let me in, I looked all over the place and, sure enough, there was a little device under her bed.

"I swear I didn't know it was there, Moley", she told me. "I found one in the bathroom inside the shower curtain rod."

So we began cuddling and loving and all of a sudden this little voice comes out from inside the couch, "You missed me! Ha Ha Ha!"

-I.B. Moleturd

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