How can a man wind up in jail by sitting around on a bench talking to friends?
Leonard Lee had this old dog and as we sat there, the old dog went over about ten feet in front of us and crapped a big pile.
Just then, young Sam Pickle was coming across to sit with us and jaw awhile when up jumps Leonard and gets a box from his car and places it over the mound of dog poop.
"Whats ya get there, Leonard?"
"OH, Sam. I managed to catch the prettiest little baby rabbit. But I'm afraid he'll get away. Moleturd's got a bad back & can't help. If I move this box real quick, will you grab it?"
"Ready! Set! Go!" (Sam grabs both hands full of dog poop.)
Meanwhile, Leonard takes off running yelling, "It's done shat and gone!"
Me and Elmer Dockery is laughing. Ain't no way Sam gonna catch Leonard so he lets fly some dog poop at us!
To make a long story short, there's a fight. The police get called and about six of us wind up in jail charged with disturbing the peace and attacking a policeman with dog poop.