"Hey Moleturd, Show us your little friend!"

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Friday, 12 July 2013

I used to have an imaginary friend that I called "Little Moleturd" and he has gotten me into more trouble than if he was real.

I remember at elementary school I raised my hand to ask if I could take "Little Moleturd" to the toilet. All the kids laughed but the teacher sent me to the principals office. It scared me so bad that I peed my pants.

"You need to have your parents come get you Moleturd. You have wet your pants."

Most people never believed in "Little Moleturd" but would run away if I tried to show him them he was real.

I guess I need to be in here with the other freaks but I ask you, what has "Little Moleturd" ever done to be sent to this place?

-I.B. Moleturd

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