I used to have an imaginary friend that I called "Little Moleturd" and he has gotten me into more trouble than if he was real.
I remember at elementary school I raised my hand to ask if I could take "Little Moleturd" to the toilet. All the kids laughed but the teacher sent me to the principals office. It scared me so bad that I peed my pants.
"You need to have your parents come get you Moleturd. You have wet your pants."
Most people never believed in "Little Moleturd" but would run away if I tried to show him them he was real.
I guess I need to be in here with the other freaks but I ask you, what has "Little Moleturd" ever done to be sent to this place?