"All God's Chillun Got Guns"
(The Marx Brothers)
"In Guns We Trust" I think should be
Impressed on all our currency.
A salutary message sent
From all gun nuts of their intent.
To clean up crime and arm our tots
They'll hand out handguns by the lot.
They'll even give kids golden chips
When they get A's to buy their clips!
And next when Johnny empties rounds
Into a classroom in some town
They'll say (and this is nothing new)
That guns don't kill people. Kids do.