In Guns We Trust

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

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Thursday, 11 July 2013

"In Guns We Trust," a poem by Dwayne L'Ordure, CEO and Executive Vice President of the MRA (Maniacal Rifle Association).

"In Guns We Trust" I think should be
Impressed on all our currency.
A salutary message sent
To all gun foes of our intent.

To clean up crime and arm our tots
We'll hand out handguns by the lot.
We'll even give kids golden chips
When they get A's to buy their clips!

And next when Johnny empties rounds
Into a classroom in some town
We'll say (and this is nothing new)
That guns don't kill people. Kids do.

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