Bill Clinton's vegan diet

Submitted by queen mudder

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Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Bill Clinton goes to see his doctor complaining of a huge pain in the ass.

The physician pokes him with various instruments before deciding to send the ex-Prez for a MRI scan.

Half an hour later the results come back confirming something's blocking Bill's inner male.

'The scan shows there's a lettuce leaf growing inside your rectum, Mr President,' the doc explains.

'Unfortunately, that's just the tip of the iceberg.'

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