Kicked Outa My Own House

Submitted by Bureau

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Monday, 8 July 2013

I was sent into the store to get some diapers and if there is one thing I am not an expert on, it's diapers. So I kept looking.

I saw some that said ten pounds. Then there were 15 pounds. Then I noticed there were even twenty pounds.

So I went home diaperless.

"Where's the diapers?"

"Couldn't find the right ones."

"Oh come on. They have plenty at the store."

"But they were for up to twenty pounds of crap. I bet your mom could crap a full 20 pounds of poop without half trying as much as she's been eating here. She must weigh over 300...and that was when I got slapped and kicked out the door."

-I.B. Moleturd

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