I was sent into the store to get some diapers and if there is one thing I am not an expert on, it's diapers. So I kept looking.
I saw some that said ten pounds. Then there were 15 pounds. Then I noticed there were even twenty pounds.
So I went home diaperless.
"Where's the diapers?"
"Couldn't find the right ones."
"Oh come on. They have plenty at the store."
"But they were for up to twenty pounds of crap. I bet your mom could crap a full 20 pounds of poop without half trying as much as she's been eating here. She must weigh over 300...and that was when I got slapped and kicked out the door."