What Would Santa Claus Do?

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Monday, 8 July 2013

So I asked myself, "What would Santa Claus do?". I mean, I didn't even have the reindeer to tend to and all that could really happen would be that they arrested me for attempted burglary or of being a peeping tom.

Apparently nobody heard me so I think I'll simply wipe the lawn chair of prints, let the helium balloons go free and make a jump for it in their tall grass behind the house.

Someone should write a book on this lawn chair flying. Plus it needs one full chapter on what to do if you land on the roof of the county sheriff.

-I.B. Moleturd

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