Stupid TV Jingle!

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Monday, 8 July 2013

I wish that I had never heard that "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner" advertising jingle.

There I was on the beach walking around and enjoying the view when I stumbled over this old bottle that had washed ashore. When I rubbed it trying to see the name a genie appeared and granted me 3 wishes.

I wasn't even aware that I was humming the weiner song until WHAM, I found myself in a package at a grocery.

So, if you go to Kroger in Leesville, Pa. and buy me, I'll split the other two wishes with you. I'm in aisle three. Still wearing sunshades.

-I.B. Moleturd

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