Jay Bird Society In Uproar!

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Sunday, 7 July 2013

I have quit the "Royal Duckwalk Bird Watching Society" as it has become too violent lately.

For one thing, Billy Jay and Hester Anne have been having the same argument about the Jay Bird we spotted down near the nudist colony and I, for one, have heard too much about the size of the thing they spotted.

Yesterday, I sneaked up on a funny looking peckerwood and was just going to snap a shot when it exploded. Wish the government would quit sending out so many drones. I now have no hair on my head, a permanent brown beauty spot and tinnitus.

-I.B. Moleturd

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