It's Saturday night and the octogenarian entertainer is ringing round his old muckers to see if anyone wants to catch a few beers and watch a vid.
Gary Glitter picks up the phone but sounds a bit bored by what's on offer.
'Oh come on Gary,' Savile replies, 'I've just rented the perfect entertainment for us.'
'What's that, Jim?'
'I've got Aladdin.'