I watch a lot of sports on the television and every time a commercial comes on, to keep you from running to the john, they show some sweety in a bathing suit drinking a beer. So I wind up drinking a lot of beer too.
The problem is, these ladies have big boobs but they never show those on TV...but they always hint. And, to tell the truth, the beer does help.
I looked in the mirror after coming out of my shower this morning and THERE THEY WERE!