Just think, what if we hadn't evolved. We could sit around all day long lying on our backs and eat all the bananas we liked and have an exciting game of flinging pooh and laugh ourselves crazy.
Come to think of it, that's very similar to what we men do now anyway.
Hey guys. We can't let this get out. First thing I'm gonna do after this pooh fling fight is to check closely for a prehensile tail.