Vice Squad Got Me Again

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Monday, 1 July 2013

Well, I got hauled in by the vice squad once again. I have been through this same ritual at least a dozen times, you'd think they'd believe me by now.

"Didn't you see that 'Women' sign on the bathroom door, Moleturd."

"Yessir. But, as I've tried to explain, I'm ambidextrous."

"Thirty days!"

"Dyslexic! That's it! I meant Dyslexic!"

"45 DAYS!"

I.B. Jailbird

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