Paddy walks into the bookshop and asks for a copy of "Twenty Ways to Pick Up Women". "We don't seem to have that title, sir" replies the sales assistant "but we do have 'Attracting Women in Seven Lessons'. Does that appeal to you?" Paddy thinks about it and says "Its not a major problem what book I read, just so long as my horrible wife sees me reading them."
Monday, 1 July 2013