I think we should all become amateur secret agents and bug the fire out of each other. Just think, if the NSA called you up and asked, "We know who you are and where you live", we can answer "And I know where you were last Saturday night and it wasn't at the office."
Then you can show him your flower on your lapel and when he gets made and talks into it, "THIS IS A BUG!" you squirt him in the face.
Ha! Ha! Come on. Let's have some fun with this thing, people!