Hot Nipples

Submitted by Captain Ropeburn

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Monday, 3 November 2008

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening.

The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they should do what they did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman agreed.

Later that night at the table, the woman says, "Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."

The man replies, "That's because they are sitting in your soup."

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