Worst Day Of My Life...So Far!

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Sunday, 30 June 2013

This has been the worst day of my life again. First the back goes out while I'm visiting the wife's family and then I talked their boy, Rasputin, into putting some HEAT on my back to help. So I lay down on my stomach with my pants down a little and the little idiot turns the whole bottle over and it runs down my crack and into my hemorrhoids and I go flying and screaming to the bathroom and knock my mother-in-law off the commode trying to get into the shower and...well, that's enough. I've made myself mad again.

I.B. Moleturd

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