Bar snacks

Submitted by queen mudder
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Friday, 28 June 2013

'Barman, this two dollar pack of nuts smells of urine.'

'Sorry, Bud, that's pee nuts for you. Want something cheaper, less smelly?'

'Sure, what've you got?'

'Well, these right here are deer nuts, shouldn't smell that bad either.'

'Deer nuts? Hmm, what's the difference?'

'Deer nuts are just under a buck.'


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