All I wanted to do was to pay my friend and co-worker, Phyllis back for a joke she had played on me during a recent party we both attended. But everything didn't go exactly as I had planned.
See, she was leaning back in her chair a little to stretch after using the office computer for a couple of hours, so I just reached out and tipped her chair backwards.
Now, most people would have fallen over backwards, right?
Not Phyllis. She has to start flying backwards with her feet trying to keep from falling, right across the floor and out the door as the boss came in. Finally she fell anyway. It was in the parking lot. There was the Doberman there.
Trial next Thursday.