I'm glad we finally got to move out of that old apartment we had in eastern Kentucky because almost every night you could hear the local couple next door screaming things like "Biscuits and Gravy! Chicken Fried Steaks! Catfish, Cole Slaw and Fries!"
Then one day we met this couple in Louisville who used to live near the same couple.
"They're having sex", they told us.
I knew they were pretty fat.