Tough Toilet Paper

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Sunday, 23 June 2013

It's a good thing that those M&M's melt in your mouth and not in your hand. Also, that toilet tissue that the bears in the woods use don't allow your fingers to pop through. Then there's that wonderful insurance gecko! I mean, who would want to live in a world without any of these TV ads helping you out in life? Yessiree. Count your blessings, I say.

-I.B. Moleturd

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