I think the police are unto me or at least they know it could be me. But so far, just before they rush in the door I've managed to flush all the meth down the commode. However, they watch me and several others 24 hours a day. I just bet this whole thing started when some wise Captain noticed that no one in the town downstream from the river has a single tooth in their head.
-Sylvester P. Moleturd