A Kansas Whopper

Submitted by Bureau
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Thursday, 20 June 2013

Some of my family had grown tired of living in the mountains of Kentucky, Tennessee and West Virginia and seeing the sun only a few hours a day that a whole busload of kinfolk and friends decided to move to Kansas.

Got a letter from my Cousin Jake. "Dear Sylvester, it is so flat out here in Kansas that on a really clear day you can stand out in the road and see the back of your head."

-Sylvester P. Moleturd

Print this

Share/Bookmark

Go to top