New Prison Roommate

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Thursday, 20 June 2013

The bosses at the prison here never tell you anything and when they told me that my roomy for my first five years was named "Killer", I decided to sneak in some saltpeter powder to slip into Killer's porridge. Turned out that "Killer" was harmless and only killed and ate bugs. Now I wish I had smuggled in a case of Beano.

-Sylvester P. Moleturd

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