How to deal with the Police

Submitted by j.w.

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Thursday, 20 June 2013

Questioned after driving in a Bus lane.

"Are You A Bus"

'Yes. Algernon Bus at your service. How can I help you? I love to be recognised by my fans. Do you want signed photographs for your children?'

"Mr Bus. If you are trying to take the Mickey you will be in serious trouble."

'No, I've never tried to steal Mickey but I always loved him as child.'

"I suppose you think you are funny?"

'No. But Mickey was.'

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