A Russian radio station has hosted a live phone-in about unfaithful politicians in the wake of President Putin's recent divorce.
One caller, thought to be a Politburo stooge, rang to say there's not a shred of evidence that all top Party officials are two-faced, lying, cheating scumbags:
'Comrades, it's true that many men cheat in the Kremlin,' the anonymous male commented, 'but the vast majority go across the road to Moscow's Cockroach Towers Hotel.'
