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Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Chancellor Merkel was rushed to the Emergency Room today amid reports she'd been bitten on the bum by a crazed German Shepherd.

Doctors gave her a tetanus booster shot but no anti-rabies vaccine as aides claimed 'she's always foaming at the mouth' during tricky EU talks.

'Ja, zee Chancellor is doing just fine,' a hospital spokesperson commented.

'Unfortunately zee Alsatian had to be destroyed after coming down with acute food poisoning.'

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