NASA cocktail bar

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Saturday, 18 May 2013

A fight broke out at an upmarket cocktail bar on the Dark Side of the Moon tonight after some alien VIPs complained the decor, lighting and general ambience was crap.

NASA mixologists had to duck and dive as the spat escalated when some punk extraterrestrials began hurling meteorite rocks at each other.

The resulting explosions could be seen with a naked eye all the way in Huddersfield, Earth.

Commenting on the fracas a NASA spokesperson was apologetic if somewhat prosaic:

'Uh, whaddyaexpect, guys?

'Everyone knows the Moon is particularly susceptible to meteorite strikes because it has no atmosphere.'

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