My Boss asked everyone into his office. There was a big poster behind him exclaiming
I AM THE BOSS!
He went on the explain to everyone that he wouldn't take any nonsense from anyone. He was the Boss and everyone should obey all his orders.
Shortly afterwards I took a call from his wife who sounded upset.
'I would be grateful' she cried 'if you could tell my husband to return my poster to the house this evening.'