Angela Merkel

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Sunday, 31 March 2013

After several weeks of putting off the inevitable Angela Merkel finally goes to the doctor's suffering from suspected morning sickness.

A quick examination confirms she's definitely pregnant and well into her second trimester.

"Hmm, should have come to see me earlier," the doctor comments, "when's the last time you had a proper check up?"

"Proper?" Merkel replies; "Hmm, now let me see.....I'm assuming you're not counting Václav Havel, heheh.

"Of course these days I only ever shag Slovaks."

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