The Atheist's God

Submitted by j.w.

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Saturday, 30 March 2013

If truth be told many an Atheist will call on God when faced with a deadly peril. This happened to me when when I was in Africa. I went for a walk in the bush and came across this angry lion.
I'm only human so I cried 'God help me!'
At which a light appeared in the sky and a voice boomed out. 'You don't believe in me, why should I help you?'
'Fair enough' I replied 'but maybe you can make the lion civilised and Christian.'
There was a flash of lightning and the lion knelt down and said 'For what we are about to receive may we be truly thankful'.

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