Why do Spring Breakers use snowboards that are rounded at both ends?
Because they don't know if they are coming or going.
How do you tell the difference between a regular tourist and a Spring Breaker?
A regular tourist will not be found in the morning upside down stoned in a trash can with his pants missing and one of his socks over his genitals (usually).
What do you call twins on Spring Break?
A good reason for legalizing abortions.
How does a female college student explain to her dad that she is pregnant four months after coming home from Spring Break?
"He told me is was a condom. How was I to know it was the plastic bag from the wine bottle?"
Why do college students drink so much at Spring Break?
They find that diminished brain cells help lessen the blow of failing out of school.