An Iranian, a Lebanese and 18 Saudis walked into Al Abar in Makkah, Saudi Arabia.
'Al Abar man, twenty pina coladas and make it snappy!' one of the men said.
The Al Abar man looked at them intently before pulling out a large bundle of legal-looking papers from under the counter... and proceeding to hit them over the head with it.
'Pina colada? Subpoena colada!' he shouted.
'Hands up against the wall, apostates, you're all nicked!'