Basketball ace Dennis Rodman described today how he'd been warned about North Koreans and their pooches ahead of last week's trip to see Kim Jong-un.
'I was told to keep an eye out for dogs in Pyongyang,' Rodman admitted, 'apparently most of them are notoriously inbred - like in a sandwich or bagel or something...'
He took it up the matter with the North Korean leader who flatly denied the rumor and said he was a dog lover just like the rest of the nation.
The conversation then turned to women with Kim Jong-un cracking canine-themed jokes about his nuptials to winsome Pyongyang beauty Ri Sol-ju.
'He said his wife just loved doing it doggie-style,' Rodman explained.
'I guess he meant she makes him sit up and beg for it, heheh, along with the rest of them!'