Police joke

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Saturday, 2 March 2013

A Policeman pulls over a driver on the highway after he finds the man speeding.

"Okay sir, what's the reason for going so fast? You were doing 100mph" says the lawman.

"Officer, I was trying to get to the hospital. My partner is having a baby" the gentleman replies.

"I see" says the officer "and what does your partner look like?"

"She's got blonde hair, about 6'2", 140lbs."

"Blue eyes?" asks the officer.

"Yeah" comes the man's reply.

The Policeman ponders a little and then announces "I've got to stop my wife from sleeping around."

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