The Fat Girl

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Monday, 4 March 2013

A college freshman comes home after being away all semester. Aer father looks her up and down, then says, "Aren't you a lot fatter than when you went away?"

"Yes, I am, Dad," the girl admits. "I weigh 140 pounds, stripped for gym."

The father stares at her for a moment in horrified amazement. Finally, he shouts, "Well, tell me this: Just who in the devil is Jim?"

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