Celebrity endorsements

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Thursday, 14 February 2013

Nominations in this years' Celebrity Endorsements competition have been announced.

Sponsors say top-rated so far are:

David Beckham - for starting his own line of Y-fronts in a massive package deal with Le Coq Sportif;

Mick Jagger - who got Burger King to back his organic flavored Whopper Beast of Burden Condoms;

And some old geezer who played James Bond in The Spy Who Shagged me for 007 Viagra because it made him roger more.

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