During his paralegal days Tony Blair was an intern at the office of Vice President George Herbert Bush, Ronny Raygun's deputy.
It was a real Monica Lewinsky kinda placement with young Blair quickly learning the ropes about what being 'on Bush's staff' actually meant.
But whaddahell, the mouthwash was free and in a very short time he rose to be Bush Sr's favorite arse.
Then during an internal US flight on ScareForce Two the CIA rumbled the Veep-Blair shenanigans during a turbulent patch somewhere over Dallas.
'Dammit, I'm buggered if this ever gets out,' a freaked out Bush told his Secret Service handlers, 'you were supposed to check for cameras and bugs.'
'Er, don't worry Mr Vice President, it's all been taken care of...
'In the meantime why don't you trying using the Pentagon's latest state of the art cloaking device next time you need a little privacy?'
Bush grabbed the packet before tossing it to Blair whose face fell as he carefully examined the device.
'George, it says United States Of America Department Of Defense Stealth Condom: They'll Never See You Coming.'