Iranian plumbing

Submitted by queen mudder

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Friday, 8 February 2013

The Queen is on a royal state visit to Iran and is staying in Tehran's equivalent of Buckingham Palace.

"I say, President Ahmadinejad," HM whispers, "where's - you know! - the Shah?"

"Very sorry, Your Majesty," Ahmadinejad replies, "but we got rid of the Shah in 1979 during the Glorious Revolution!"

"Hmm," Queen Elizabeth harrumphed, "how very enlightened; I supposed I'll just have to have a bath."

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