Polygamy nut fesses up

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Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Prison shrinks treating the FDLS wackjob Warren Jeffs have stumbled on a cultish oedipus complex buried deep inside the polygamy nut's subconscious.

Under hypnosis Jeffs described memories of having incestuous sex with his mother.

He said he felt conflicted because Mrs Eva Braun-Jeffs was determined to have her evil way without getting pregnant 'or using rubbers'.

'Every night she played the same record over and over again before jumping on me,' Jeffs related; 'I knew there'd be hell to pay for if I didn't pull out in time.'

'And what record would that be Mr Jeffs?'

'Three Dog Night's Mama Told Me Not To Come,' Jeffs replied.

'That Ain't The Way To Have Fun, Son.'

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