An internationally acclaimed vasectomy surgeon from Bald Knob, Arkansas was jailed today for using dodgy animal replacement tubes in snip-reversal operations.
Clients had complained he'd secretly used cat gut instead of proper human transplant material as advertised in his 'miracle' sperm op solutions.
Sentencing him to one year's jail the judge concurred with Prosecuting Counsel:
"I'm incliend to agree these 'bits of dead pussy' have made 'no vas deferens' for the majority of patients.
"Apart from that guy, Mr Ahmadinejad, who can't stop purring each time he sees any Persians."