Recuperating from a bloodclot on the brain at the Clintons' Chappaqua, New York home this weekend Hillary's blood pressure suddenly rocketed sky high after she accidentally intercepted a phone call from President Obama to her spouse Bill.
Picking up the receiver in her first floor boudoir the US Secretary of State was dumbstruck to overhear the blokeish conversation between the two men.
'How's Hillary's Head, Bill?' a concerned-sounding President Obama inquired.
'Uh, a bit better, thanks Barry,' President Clinton replied, 'but she's no Monica!'