"You've Got to Be Joking?"

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Tuesday, 1 January 2013

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays.
The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.

The Scouser said 'You're kidding me!'

The man behind the counter said 'Well, you started it!'

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