An acquaintance of mine likes to go hunting - especially bears.
One day, he brought home a bear skin. His wife, who enjoys sewing fur, tanned it and decided to make herself a two-piece swim suit, bra and panties.
When she finished sewing, she came outside to model her fur swimsuit and the next door neighbor saw her and looked away, embarrassed.
"Why did you look away?" asked the husband.
"Because," said the very religious neighbour, "thou shalt not witness bear falsies against thy neighbour."